Oprah
Excuse you

no:

when will ariana grande’s quinceañera end


surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch)


fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

jumpstunttumble:

This is easily the most precious thing I’ve ever seen. 😍😭
Open RP

candyredterezii:

trippinwithgamzee:

candyredterezii:

Hey

Got any grapes?

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No

We just sell lemonade

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listen here you little bitch i came here and want some god damn grapes you take your weak ass piss-ade and dump it out with your god damn weak ass hair game now you better take your lemonade loving ass to te store and get me so god damn grapes because im just a fucking talking duck and I am frowned upon in most religious based societies.

http://jazeth.tk/post/82591176936

maingrl:

creepy-emo:

maingrl:

creepy-emo:

maingrl:

do you ever like someone so much. you just imagine all the things you could do together and you just constantly think about that person almost every breathing minute and just wish you could be together

Then I realise…


torture:

Sexy is my middle name”

Is your first name Not?